one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again
I just read this 7 times and I’m still laughing.
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
fluffy milk horse
Moving the fuck on doesn’t mean stop loving the person you’re pining over and start loving someone else; it means just moving on.
jennifer lawrence is the living embodiment of that episode where spongebob rips his pants and he keeps doing it for attention
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