true love is having a crush on him even after he got a haircut
the female mind is a very strange place.
No one’s denying it
things to say during sex
- gee whiz
- are you feeling it now mister krabs
- shark bait ooh ha ha
- lets win this for mother russia
- whats your gamertag
- getcha head in the game
- PULL THE LEVER KRONK
the drugs from my wisdom teeth removal have worn off
and i looked back on my twitter from this morning
"they took my teeths and didnt even say mazel tov"